Conversations.... with a 2 year old.

Mom: "Maggie, why is JoJo (the doll) laying on the floor in the middle of your bedroom?"

Maggie: "Momma, she pooped all over! She has poop on her butt, poop on her legs, poop in her hair, and poop here!" (rubbing her sides)

Mom: "Wow. That's too bad."

Maggie: "No kidding, Momma. She's a fricken' mess!"

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Mom: "Maggie, did you have a good time at the circus yesterday?"

Maggie: "Yeah, Momma. But I really did want to go in those jumpy things."

Mom: "Sorry Mags. Mommy and Daddy just didn't bring enough money to do that."

Maggie: "I really liked the popcorn I shared with Daddy. It was yummy, but I didn't have to eat a snack. We could have used that money for the jumpy thing instead, you know."

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Mom: "Maggie, we have to sweep the floor before our company comes."

Maggie: "OK, Momma. I will help!"

(Maggie sweeps with her little broom.)

Maggie: "God dammit, Momma. There's a lot of shit on this floor!"

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